Captain Jack AKA Eddie Griffin

With apologies to Billy Joel.

Your Ho's gone out. She's on a date
You just sit in your SUV and masturbate
The porno is gonna end soon but you just can't wait
For that call

So you hit a car on the corner with your pants down to your knees
Just so you could have a little tease
It's just like some pornographic magazine
And you smile

And Jacking Off will get you by tonight
And take you to your Lesbian Island
And Jacking Off will get you by tonight
Just a little pull and you'll be smilin'

So you've got everything. oh but nothing's cool
They just found your NBA contract in the cess pool
And you guess you won't be going back to the Wolves
Anymore