Monkey on Tigerback (Lakers' Story)

Once upon a time, there was a circus (lakers team)
they had a monkey (kobe) and a tiger (shaq)....
they were good friends and performance partners...
they also had a trainer (phil jackson)

in their freetime, they liked to take strolls down the jungle with the
monkey ridden on tigerback...

everywhere they went, all other animals (other nba teams) were initimidated
by the tiger and fled immediately... (2000~2002 championships)

and the foolish monkey started thinking "wow, look, they're all scared of
me, I must be the king of the jungle"

then the monkey started getting cocky and abused the tiger.
one day he told the ignorant owner of the circus (jerry bus)
"hey master, I'm the most powerful animal in your circus, I'm the king of
the jungle, you don't need that old/sick tiger anymore.. get rid of him and
get rid of the trainer too"

the owner got rid of the tiger and the trainer (2004)

sadly, the monkey still thought he was king of the jungle.....
he was still cocky, he was still poised...
but this time around, without the tiger, all the other animals were laughing
"here comes the stupid monkey again" and of course, the silly monkey was
whipped pretty hard in the ass and chased out of the jungle (2005)

The end.