1. Borefest - I can't watch spurs games for more than 10 minutes
because I could fall asleep. They take a great exciting game and turn
it into the personality of tim duncan - boring. even fun teams to watch
like phoenix are boring games when they play vs sa.
2. The moper - Intensity and toughness has always been around when it
comes to sports. When KG or Kobe dunk they have a face of anger and
intensity and they stride with confidence and pride back on defense.
When Duncon dunks he has a face that a kid has after pooping his pants
and he runs like a girl back on defense and puts his sad face on and
mopes around like a robot.
3. The foreigners - I've never seen a team with as many foreigners as
the spurs have. Parker is french, manu is argentinian, rasho and beno
are slovenian, duncan is from the virgin (no pun intended) islands (and
please don't respond saying duncan's wife is hot - she's disgusting and
you're just from texas so you don't know any better) Bowen is the only
American in the starting lineup.
4. Playing Dirty - We all remember Bowen resorting to jumpkicking Wally
in the face because Wally was burning him. the bottom line is when the
spurs can't get it done they use any means necessary - this inclues
jumpkicking, flopping, injuring star players like dirk and kobe, and
then straight whining from poop and duncon.
5. The dump that is SA - Of all the places in Texas they could put an
NBA team they just had to put one in SA. A mexican illegal immigrant
infested hel1hole.
6. The inconsistent argentinian mermaid - I read on the general board
once from a incredibly genius poster - manu is 60% nose. LOL so true.
7. Robert Horry - He was once part of something great alongside Kobe
and the true dynasty the Lakers but he pulled a darth vader and went to
the dark side. Of course this dark side doesn't have any power like the
star wars one.
8. Coach Pop - Alright so the ugliest coach in the league also happens
to be the most obnoxious whiny bad-haired pimple faced baby too. But
besides that his coaching skills are horrible.
9. Manliness - Who is the toughest player on the spurs team? This is a
professional sport and the star player has the characteristics of a
female. I've never once noticed Duncan walk or run like he's got
something between his legs.
10. They're just not that good - Let's face it the playoffs are being
handed to the spurs on a plate because of injuries. Once they get there
it's one and done.
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