It's sad when...

Zo is the most composed member of your team, and Riley is the
classiest...


"Thirty-one to five, that's just enough right there," Wade said. "I'm
not going to say any more. Thirty-one free throws to five."

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Of course, it was really something like 31 to 17. You dolts just
couldn't keep from fouling yourselves into the penalty, particularly on
Shaq's offensive fouls vs. Chandler.


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"He's playing against smaller centers, and any awkward movement that one
of those big guys makes -- it seems like (the call) goes their way,"
Walker said. "It has Games 3 and 4. Hopefully, it changes over. I think
(the referees) have to understand he's 315 pounds and he's playing
against smaller guys. And every little move or flop is not a foul."


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:-)

I'm just going to say "Antoine Walker" whenever something especially
surreal comes up. The manic street preacher on Washington and State?
"Antoine Walker." Dwyane Wade developing from NBA savior into typical
NBA punk? "Antoine Walker."